sandpaper-thoughts asked: hi. i think you're the cutest :)

False. You are :)

fuck english literature teachers.

fuck english literature teachers.

(via justt-keepswimming-deactivated2)

Pendulum is the soundtrack to my life.

Time to become the man that I wanna be the rest of my life.

Gump (South County Definition):

A socially inept and retarded individual who might excel in other areas of life, but fails miserably when it comes to human interaction.

Example:

Dude do you know Taylor Gordy? He is such a gump!

For all the nice guys out there.

Give up now. It’s not worth it. Be an asshole or live a lonely life.

Bitches.

My team on Pokemon Black is going to rape. Come at me.

And it really makes me wonder if I ever gave a fuck about you.

Didn’t know I was THAT annoying. Shit…